Billy Bob Bass

Billy Bob Bass is the resident hillbilly who always has a smile on his face. He’s a rock, blues and country music lovin’, seaweed drinkin’ tacky line dropper. He loves his jeans and tee shirt and sports a pudgy tummy.

In fact, his stomach even hangs over his belt. That’s because he eats & drinks too much! He loves the fried popcorn shrimp. When he’s not eating he’s chasing the women… unsuccessfully. He thinks if he drops enough tacky lines, he can hook one in. Like, “You look as sweet as eel sauce, my little tadpole.” He thinks those lines will get him somewhere but, not so much. Many times it’s the belching after the line that really turns them off.

He is great at one thing though, and that’s pickin’ and grinnin’ on bass guitar in Holly Mackerel’s band the “Neptoons”. The life of the party, Billy Bob can be found most nights at the The Seaweed Shack, the local raw bar, with good buddy Tommy “Toolz” Tarpon. They’re either backing up Holly Mackerel on stage or floundering around at the raw bar!